A Telephone proposed to the Cell-phone and said …I will give you a ring
A very lonely man was so lonely Ask me how lonely was he…He was so lonely he Answered all the the SPAM calls so he could talk to someone.
I used to work at a tea factory but I quit …Ask me why? I got TEED Off!
When I got married, I was so poor, all I had was a toothbrush and my false teeth.
What is the definition of an oxymoron? A jumbo shrimp.
What did the little shrimp say to the Jumbo shrimp, who was threatening him? You may be big but you are still a shrimp’.
What dp banks and trees have in common? They both have branches,
Footnote: I would like to dedicate this book to the mother (Mrs. George) who brought me up because she helped me deal with my identity issues as I was not her biological son, as she brought up twelve other children. I hope my story will inspire other people who have identity issues to be themselves and not be
I am grateful that I have lived with a loving mother who helped me deal with my identity issues not knowing | was not her biological son (or did she?). The rambunctious family I grew up with, Mr. George’s culture and religion, and his humor were so much different than my biological family.
What day of the week do we sit around and do nothing? Sat-ur-day.
How come Native Americans were the first people to settle in the USA? Because they had Reservations.
What do you call a steak that has no clothes? A strip steak.
What did one egg say to the other as they were about to be tossed into the frying pan? “Let’s scramble.”
Two Wong brothers were working at a laundry mat. Moral of their story is, “Two wongs make a white.” How do you get four pears from one pear? Cut one pear in half and you have two pairs.
Two boys were playing hide and seek when one of them got injured and the Dr sent him to the I.C.U.
What do you call a pig that is very sick? Uncured Bacon.
Did you know Dr. Jekyll had two personalities? One of them was Hiding!
Did you hear about the man who saw a sign saying fork on road, so he stopped his vehicle to pick it up.
Did you hear about the man who said his mother was Russian and his father took his time?
How about the man who was half Irish and half Scottish? Half of him wanted to get drunk, the other half didn’t want to pay for it.
How many A’s are there in a banana? Three. According to Canadians, there are four e.g. banana A! Did you know there are two As in the Canadian alphabet? e.g. A-Z A!
An unemployed sailor met a friend he had not seen for a long time and said to him, “Long time no sea.”
Where did Napolean go to the bathroom? Waterloo!
Why are crabs, mussels, lobsters, and clams so greedy? Because they are SHELLFISH!
With all the world issues today, have you heard of AMAGETON? … Well, I’m-a-geton out of here!
What day of the week do we sit around and do nothing? Sat-ur-day.
How come Native Americans were the first people to settle in the USA? Because they had Reservations.
Did you know Dr. Jekyll had two personalities? One of them was Hiding!
What do you call a steak that has no clothes? A strip steak.
What did one egg say to the other as they were about to be tossed into the frying pan? “Let’s scramble.”
Two Wong brothers were working at a laundry mat. Moral of their story is, “Two wongs make a white.”
How do you get four pears from one pear? Cut one pear in half and you have two pairs.
Two boys were playing hide and seek when one of them got injured and the Dr sent him to the I.C.U.
What do you call a pig that is very sick? Uncured Bacon.
